JOKES

** It was stuck to the leg of a chicken !!! ** ** A: A hole! ** || ** 3.Why did the rooster cross the road? ** ** To prove he wasn't chicken !! ** 4.What gets wet the more you dry? //A towel !!//
 * 1.Why did the chewing gum cross the road? **
 * ** 2.Q: What gets bigger the more you take away? **

** 5.Why did the chicken cross the road? ** ** To show the raccoon it could be done !! **  ** 6.What did one volcano say to the other? **

** Do you lava me like I lava you? **   **Ans: garbage truck!** ||
 * **7.Question: What has 4 wheels and flies?**

**If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?** ||
 * ** 8.Can you answer this ? **


 * 9.Why do __ [|candle] __ trimmers work so few days a week? **

** They only work on wick-ends! **

** 10.Why did the chicken cross the road? ** ** To get to the other side !!!! ** ** 11.Why did the turtle cross the road? ** ** To get to the Shell Station!!! **
 * ** 12(Q) Why do gorillas have bignostrils? **

|| ** 13.How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed? ** ** You bump your nose on the ceiling !! **  **That's not true!**  || ** 15.What did the sea say to the sand? **
 * (A) Because they have big fingers **
 * **14.doctor, doctor I keep on lying.**

** Nothing, it just waved! **  ** 16.How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed? ** ** Because you need a ladder to get in !! **  ** 17.What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil? **

** Get dressed up, the doctor is taking us out! **  || **19Q: What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?**
 * 18Q: What kind of snack do little monkeys have with their milk? **
 * A: Chocolate chimp cookies. **

**A: French flies.**
 * 20Q: What is a little dog's favorite drink? **


 * A: Pupsi-cola. **


 * 21Q: Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side? **


 * A: He's all-right now! **

=~ Another great work by the GREAT AWESOME Jia Wei=
 * 22What kind of keys do kids like to carry? Coo-kies!

1. What's the difference between a night watchman and a butcher? One stays awake while the other weighs a steak.

2. I have 10 legs, 20 arms and 54 feet. What am I? A liar.

3. What question can you never answer yes to? Are you asleep?

4. Which room has no door, no windows, no floor and no roof? A mushroom.

5. What do you call a man who shaves 15 times a day? A Barber.

6. What can you hold but never see? A conversation.

7. When a boy falls into the water, what is the first thing that he does? Gets wet.

8. What is the difference between a hungry person and a greedy person? One longs to eat and the other eats too long.

9. Why do doctors wear masks when operating? Because if they made a mistake, no one will know who did it.

10. What is bigger when it is upside down? The number '6'.

11. What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

12. What starts with a 'P', ends with an 'E' and has a million letters in it. A post office.

13. What breaks when you say it? Silence.

14. What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter? A hole.

15. What is easier to give than receive? Criticism.

16. What are two things you cannot have for breakfast? Luch and dinner.

17. What would you call Superman if he lost all his powers? Man.

18. What has four eyes but can't see? The Mississippi river.

19. What do you call a man with a bus on his head? Dead.

20. Where was the declaration of independence signed? At the bottom. || =Done by Leong Shao Wei=